Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Congratulations ! You're Going To Be Jailed For Life !

Ladies & gentlemen, I'm proud to announce that another old time friend of mine sealed the deal last weekend. Actually he spent hell lots of time cracking his brain out to think of a proper and fun way to propose to his girlfriend - Carol. Since January to be exact. Here's my article regarding about his - proposal idea. Anyway, I'm not there personally to witness this wonderful moment (wish I could be there pal, sorry, you know I'm broke and can't afford the air ticket. I thought you’ve told me you’re gonna strip naked in front of everybody before you get down on your knee ?) and I bet it turns heads around and you guys have had a great time ! More pictures after the jump.

Thinking back about last time, how long do we actually known each other ? More than 15 years that's for sure. Remember Longman / Sasbadi revision book ? Hey you know what, we're the champ in History subject right ? Or is it Moral studies ? What I can recall clearly now is Add-Maths rocks ! Although I fluncked it every single time !

So Carol, if you're reading this article, I hope you will try your best to take care of this chap with all your heart and love that you're able to give. Keep him out from the casino's, I know you won't be able to stop him from visiting ToTo's shop, ah well ... at least he strikes tons of $ from buying lottery (I have the list ya know) ;p. Remember to cook nice local delicacies for this boy who lives and work in that tiny little pathetic island with crappy foods. I heard complaints about Wan Ton noodles with tomato sauce (WTF ?!) and nasty comments about the food there. Let me give you a good suggestion, he loves HUGE L-A-L-A from Sitiawan Perak if I’m not mistaken. I mean HUGE, bigger than your face those type of HUGE !

As for you my friend, you're lucky to have your soon-to-be-wife spending time together with you for the rest of your life. Always remember this, you have a beautiful life with beautiful Carol, so stop coming online to complaint about how terrible that tiny island you're staying, spend more time with Carol and work harder to become a daddy !

Again, congratulations to you guys from the bottom of my heart ! Good luck and have fun ! God Bless ! Now I got to go and check out Cybershot TX-7 Hi Definition videos & Blackberry software ... Hey I have No life all-rite, only me alone and my gadgets ! 







3 comments:

  1. My initial plan is to go half naked one, but afraid singapore police never see ppl naked. Moral and history subject is too easy for us la. I ever got 100% for moral. I think she need attend some cooking classes first. As u know i like big LALA and big SI HAM with sambal as gravy. Thank you for yr blog my buddy!!!

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  2. Congratulation!!!~~
    give me some idea when my time to propose!!!

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  3. No problem Choon Liang, I have a lot of stunning ideas.

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